no-way-out talker
a no-way-out talker is one who sparks up a random conversation, and talks endlessly regardless of your interest or obvious impatience. this person talks non-stop about anything and everything and asks a lot of questions to trap you. a no-way-out talker can be a total stranger you happen to meet in a common area, such as a shared laundry room, or a co-worker. this person makes it extremely difficult to end a conversation.
no-way-out talker: h-llo there! oh laundry’s always fun on a tuesday night. i’m new to the building. i’m a customer service rep but looking to get into something creative. what do you do? what is your name? i like burrito beach. i eat there about three times a week. i think it’s always so fresh and delicious. my cat likes it too. how about you? how long have you lived here? do you have any pets?
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