Nobel prize-winner
the ultimate erection. when a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it – he possesses a thing that would win the n-bel prize for physics.
“i was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, i had to lie face down to hide my n-bel prize-winner.”
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an undefined terrifying device. hey what’s that new device in the kitchen? is it a collider?
- Colorado City
the nasty little town in northern arizona that is home to a large sect of polygamists. yes, a quaint village that is the west’s answer to deliverance country. that lucky jeramiah is one lucky b-st-rd. he has twelve wives and lives in colorado city.
- Eltotsira
the internet’s most famous music pirate, specializing in the synthpop group goldfrapp. “have you heard goldfrapp’s latest single yet?” “yes, eltotsira sent it to me a month before the release date!”
- Cleveland Plate
a cleveland plate is the same as a pittsburgh steamer, but without the gl-ss. in upstate ny, anything having to do with defecation and s-x is inevitably called ‘cleveland”… “yo dog, we’ve been invited up to chuck berry’s dressing room after the show for some cleveland plates!”
- Non-applicable "you too"
saying “you too” as a response to someone when this is completely non applicable to them. example of a non-applicable “you too” waitress: here you go, enjoy your meal! me: thanks, you too! waitress: …what? -uncomfortable silence-