Noclothestramastica


someone, most of the time a girl, who can’t find any clothes to wear even though his/her closet is full. normally resulting in a huge crying break down, hysterical yelling, or a phone call to friends.
jill: omg, joan you are totally acting like a noclothestramastica.

joan: i am not!! shut up and help me find a freaking shirt!

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