non coastie coastie bitch


a girl not from the coast but who acts, or tries to act, like she is. typically flaunts her one token juicy sweatshirt and thinks she is the sh-t because she has uggs and a $300 michael kors watch. really, isn’t though.
ignore her, she is just a typical non coastie coastie b-tch.

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