non-meateatian


a person who claims to be a vegetarian, but eats no vegetables.
peter: ‘i’m a vegetarian’
carol: ‘oh so you eat loads of vegetables but no meat?’
peter: ‘i don’t eat meat, but i don’t eat vegetables either, i don’t really like them.

carols: ‘so your a non-meateatian then.’
peter: ‘what’s a ‘non-meateatian’?
carol: ‘someone who claims to be a vegetarian but eats no vegetables!’

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