noodling the marinara


when a man sucks on the string of a woman’s tampon starting at the end of the string and sucking until his mouth reaches her menstruating v-g-n-. noodling the marinara normally involves multiple repit-tions of sucking on the string but can involve only one repit-tion.
noodling the marinara is similar to the scene in lady and the tramp where the 2 dogs are eating spaghetti and end up kissing. the primary difference is that the woman doesn’t need to do anything and instead of sucking on a spaghetti noodle, the man is sucking on a tampon string.
its a good thing i was on the rag otherwise i’d never know how good he was at noodling the marinara.

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