Noonka Poonka
something you say when you stub your toe in front of a group of two year olds and words like -sh-t- or -f-ck- are out of the question. also a mild reference to oompa loompas, because who doesn’t love orange midgets?
-peter stubs his toe against the table during an intense game of the floor is lava”
peter: noonka poonka!
little kids: noooo sillly! it’s oompa loompa! -erupts in a fit of giggles-
-peter collapses in pain-
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