north of 8
a phrase used to describe the portion of wisconsin north of u.s. highway 8, where it is very rural and the locals all seem to be a little slow or partly crazy. people in this region have a higher propensity for intercourse with dead deer, marrying their 2nd cousins and trash art on their front lawns.
lost driver: hi, i’m looking for any town with a population that have family tree’s with fewer forks than average and where the local carnival’s feature tractor pulls and cheap s-x with farm animals… which direction should i head?
gas station cashier: see this map right here? you wanna be “north of 8”
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