Northern Turdburgler
northern t-rdburglers are a group of small to medium sized brown colored birds with most species being found in the old world, new jersey, and west virgina. the group is treated either as a single family, dukeieous maximus or as a suborder flyingousdoodooeatious. there are roughly 2 species of t-rdburgler. all have fat heads, scooped bills, short legs, and a terrible sense of smell. non-coincidentally northern t-rdburglers smell like sh-t, this is mainly due to their preferred diet of pure human excrement. a nocturnal creature t-rdburglers can be spotted diving into sewer systems scooping up dung for their young. northern t-rdburglers reproduce every 36 hours and lay their eggs in piles of human poo-poo as to for n-body will mess with dey babies. the northern t-rdburgler has an expected life span of approximately 2 to 6 weeks and smells very bad.
that bird has sh-t all over it; it must be a great northern t-rdburgler.
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