Northwood Ohio


a small suburb of toledo, ohio. a place full of unnecessary drama, whether it be old ladies who think they live on wisteria lane, or at the high school, where the drama is always stupid, and nothing worse than name-calling occurs. this place is full of wanna-be douche bags and fake preps. you’d be lucky to meet a decent person.
jane: stop looking at me like that!
cathy: i can’t help it, you’re so ugly!
jane: says you, you immature piece of sh-t.
cathy: whatever, you ugly f-cking lesbian!
kelsey: i hate northwood ohio so much.

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