Norwegian Exchange
the norwegian army every winter invites the coolest american soldiers to train with them in cross country skiing and avoiding the yellow snow. even if you miss the person, wearing a reindeer sweater won’t bring them back any sooner.
i was going to give my friend a m-ssage but then the norwegian exchange came along and gave me some hairy dude named hans.
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