Not for me, Clive


popularised by football co-commentator andy townsend, this is essentially an alternative way of saying “i don’t think so”.

the two main benefits are:
– it seemingly absolves you of any responsibility to say how you arrived at your decision
– it implies that whatever you’re judging is a load of nonsense that doesn’t deserve further comment

particularly useful when talking about a new-fangled, modern idea you can’t really get your head around.
“a cafe that only serves cereal? not for me, clive.”

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