not my monkey, not my circus


this phrase is used when friends or family are discussing other peoples drama and/or trying to get involved in said drama.
mike: i can’t believe that joe’s wife is trying to break up their sons relationship with his girlfriend.
john: well, i hope they can work it out instead
mike: i think we should call mike and try to talk him out of this very bad decision, maybe we could help fix this situation

john: hey look dude, its not my monkey, not my circus. i’m not getting involved in that sh-tshow domestic problem

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