NOT on my team
said by gay people in hopes that someone (usually unattractive or unpleasant) is not gay, to avoid bringing down the general reputation of gay men/ lesbians. can also be “my team” to a non-queer audience, or “our team” to a queer audience.
the reverse works too “i hope she’s on our team- jodi’s so hot.”
“i -hope- he’s not on my team, even though he keeps referring to his ‘partner’. joe is so obnoxious.”
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