not the brightest bulb on the porch


a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised

see also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
durwood: my uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.

winthrop: why do you say that?

durwood: he saw a sign that said ‘keep of the gr-ss’… so flushed his stash o’ hash down the drain.

winthrop: bl–dy ‘ell!

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