not the sharpest pencil in the drawer
a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
seth – “did you hear about werner? he tried to start his car with lighter fluid.”
taylor – “i’m not surprised; he’s not the sharpest pencil in the drawer.”
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- quali
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- qualinty
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- qualitay
the word ‘quality’ is often mis-used to mean ‘of good quality’ although its true meaning is neutral (good quality, poor quality, etc.) ‘qualitay’ is a deliberate misspelling and mis-pr-nunciation of the word ‘quality’. it is used jokingly to mean ‘good’ — in other words it absorbs the incorrect meaning -ssigned by many people to ‘quality’. […]