Notting Hill Cocktail
the favourite of wayward celebrities worldwide;
just take an appropriate quant-ty of narcotic drugs (on prescription or not, its fine…), add alcohol liberally, then ‘gestate’ until comatose.
after a time, reflex vomiting will occur. vomit is the final ingredient for a notting hill c-cktail.
-to properly experience the notting hill c-cktail, the vomit must then be generously inhaled.
if done correctly, the notting hill c-cktail is the experience of a lifetime (-its the last thing you’ll ever do !) cheers !
the notting hill c-cktail club includes such doyens as jimi hendrix, paula yates & many, many more late greats who recklessly imbibed & choked to death on their own vomit !
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