nouveau-chav
definition: upwardly mobile chav camouflaged in their urban habitat, most notably upper working cl-ss and middle cl-ss estates, usually by boycotting bling and taking their offspring to after school activities following homework. their chav origins are exposed when they are called to defend their civil rights, often loudly proclaiming about the ‘civil injustice’, for something like preserving their children’s fundamental individual rights and freedom of expression to be bullies if they so wish it.
how do you make a nouveau-chav angry? call them a chav as they won’t know what nouveau means.
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