Nueph-fert


the sound one human makes to another human when trying to get his or her attention. sounds very nasally and alien yet a distinct noise of the h-m-sapien, a noise that raises a genetic response in humans causing ears to perk and heads to turn in the direction of the nuephfert call origin.
similiar to a goat call but for people. dialects have been found in regions with clicks and “thock” sounds of the tounge and lip.
“nnnnuuuuueeeeppphhh-fffeerrttt!!!” cried a human to the other unsuspecting human. his head turns and awknowledges the presence of the calling h-m-sapien. (sh-t you see on nature shows but with people.)

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