Number two happy meal
during the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his p-n-s directly into his partners -sshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners -n-s.
special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of -n-l s-x and white trash american foodstuffs.
jason : hey dude you know what i did to katie last night?
roger : what man ?
jason : i gave her the old number two happy meal — she wouldn’t even look at me afterward. it was f-cking epic.
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