Nurse Rachael


(verb) a nurse rachael is a maneuver in a car that either hits and destroys or narrowly misses wild animals.
dude that car just nurse rachael’d the sh-t out of that deer.

luckily, i swerved and pulled a nurse rachael right around that giant beaver in the road!

stepping on the accelerator while nurse rachaeling her car, she hit the required 45 mph as the dead deer’s legs thumped against the undercarriage.

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