Nursing home fart
a fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.
major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.
bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and center for disease control needs to be notified.
rudi cruised over to sampson’s house for monday night football. he had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking schmidt ice. he didn’t feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.
he ripped a huge fart during half-time – big mistake. it turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked rudi’s house.
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