Nut up my brothers
top definition
squirrel for: taking up arms (i.e. getting ready to battle).
first coined in the sears commercial ‘squirrel revolt’.
(man walks in with wife to display a bunch of squirrels cutting coupons for them)
(head squirrel flips table)
squirrel: we’re tired of you humans and your tyranny! nut up my brothers!
(squirrels proceed to attack the humans and vandalize their property)
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