nutting monster


a monster that has only been rumored and spoken of children bedtime story. after hearing this story children were often afraid to even check their closets or drawers as it had a habit of collecting two types of objects pink socks and nuts. if you find any nuts in a nest made of pink sock do not attempt to eat. if the nutting monster catches someone eating his nuts he will come and chomp off your nuts and add it to his personal collection.
beaware of the nutting monster, he will take all of your nuts.

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