Oakland University


a school that wishes it was bigger than it currently is. it has a really nice rec center and a decent d1 basketball team (for its league). the campus is dead after 5 p.m. on weekdays and the few that live on campus all go home on weekends. overall, it’s a pretty terrible college experience. the tuition is barely cheaper than university of michigan, michigan state, and other much better schools. it’s a commuter school though, so you save money on housing! yay!
i drive to oakland university at 8. i eat cr-ppy, overpriced chartwell’s food in the oc around 12 and struggle to find a seat. i go to a few more cl-sses and go home. dry, rinse, repeat.

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