Obi Wang Kenobi
when a man of great force has an unspeakably large p-n-s, also referred to as a lightsaber. if his lightsaber is red he throbs with s-xual intent and pain due to his -n-l discretions a. when “obi w-ng” pulls out his lightsaber all who encounter it fall to their knees. obi w-ng is a great master of s-xual discretions and how to woo all animals and people in existence. the force is truly with this one.
what’s wrong with obi w-ng ken-bi” “his lightsaber was glowing red, we fear he turned to the dark side of the body
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