oh my goxd
another form of the historical “oh my god”
this form of the popular phrase was derived from surprise and amus-m-nt at something absurd/morbid/extreme
a: “our daughter is an std, k, plain and simple.. i’m sorry i did that to us. all of us… i just.. i just saw that booty and was like ‘i gotta put my man-bits in that.’ i am sorry.”
k: “oh my goxd, hahahahahah”
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