Oh My Jesus


to get over excited over something.
will: dude i just got laid
john: oh my jesus
to express suprise, much like ohmygawd. formed by combining “oh”, “my”, and “jesus”. this is the illigitamate son of ohmygawd who will reincarnate later or somthing.
sp-ckerdave: “ohmygawd, we forgot to do the math homework! and i just broke my leg”
rez: “ohmyjesus”
to be used when something is amazing/shocking to emphasise how you feel. it is not the same as oh my g-d which would be a bigger deal, and really, doesn’t sound as good. can also be shortened to omj.
oh my jesus! i just saw sally banging paula’s ex!

oh my jesus! i think we ran over a squirrel.

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