Oh my rod!


a varient of the exclamation “oh my god,” typically used to express shock or surprise. subst-tuting the word “rod” for “god” is a reference to the male genitalia, but does not necessarily suggest anything special about the circ-mstances under which the varient might be used. in general, this varient is simply used to invoke humor and is generally interchangable with the original form of the exclamation.
bill: “and then she kicked the sh-t out of him! can you believe it?!”

ted: “oh my rod!”
bubble tea f-cking pwns you. teh pwnzor.
sammy the cashier: oh my rod! owned! teh pwnzor! can’t find your friendzor!

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