Oh My Wellness


also known as “oh em w”.

since saying “oh my goodness” is not proper grammar, a true gentlemen or lady would say, “oh my wellness”.
person 1: “so i went to the library to try to get my homework done, but guess what? i was on urban dictionary the whole time!”
person 2: “oh my wellness! you better not fail your next test!”

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