Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!
a phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that n-body really gives a sh-t about using or not swear words. the number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.
kiddie 1: “d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
person 2: “d-mn, sh-t, oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!”
kiddie 2: “forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :(”
person 4: “f-cking, sh-tless moron!!! oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!”
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