oh you MOTHER
by far and beyond, the most commonly used tomism (see “tomism”). the phrase has it’s origins when tom was using his very last respirator mask while baling hay and took it off for lunch break. chris quietly put a lump of horse sh-t in the middle of the mask. when tom got up to put it back on, he stared at it for a few seconds, his face got red and he did a slow motion turn to chris saying, “ohhhh… you mother!!!” since this event, it has become his signature phrase.
after saying, “oh you mother”, he proceeded to chase chris around the barn, tackle him and perform malaysian chest implosion torture on him for revenge.
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