Oily Pelican


the act of engaging in -n-l s-x with a female, who subsequently defecates upon the erect p-n-s (or object of penetration). this is followed with insertion of said feces covered p-n-s (or object) into the appropriately fishy v-g-n-.
tony hayward gave gov. bobby jindal’s wife the oily pelican after last week’s press conference, then asked president obama to clean it up.

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