Oklahoma threesome
an oklahoma threesome is in reference to the legal allowance by oklahoma for first cousins to marry and procreate. however, this s-x move has a couple requirements. first of all it involves having s-x with a pregnant woman. second, this woman must be either related to you, or your wife. thereby, having s-x with this woman you are also involving a third member of your blood family in a s-xual exploit of yours. thus, you are engaging in incest with not only one, but two members of your family.
i done got my ma’s sister’s daughter knocked up a few months back, but she reckons she wanted twins. so i told her a quick oklahoma threesome should do the trick and we’ll jus’ get another lit’l b-gg-r up ‘n growing inside her right quick.
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