Old Ass Youngin


someone who is wise beyond their years. a youngin who already knows what it is….
chauncey: d-mn son, look at that boy…
sessions: hoodi whoooo look at em, over there killen the game.
chaunce: i guess he already knows what it is bra…
sessions: sh-t, old -ss youngin….

ex. john wall, stephen strasburg, danny almante

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