Old Kennedy Cock Punch
(n) a deceptive maneuver, when one kneels, pretending to adjust the penny in his loafer, only to raise up and punch someone square in the c-ck.
mike: “oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer…” (kneels to fix it)
bill: “i hate it when that happens”
mike: (punching bill in the c-ck) “old kennedy c-ck punch!”
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