Old Man Balls (O.M.B.)
noun: droopy, wrinkled, t-st-cl-s that belong to a man 45 years or older. just the thought of old man b-lls (more commonly referred to as o.m.b.) is enough to make you shudder with disgust.
girl 1: “so, how is paul in bed?”
girl 2: “oh man, he was turning me on and all, but then i saw his old man b-lls (o.m.b.), and i would have needed to do some meth to get on that!”
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