old navy dog mannequin
dog mannequins located in many old navy stores. usually placed in front of a group of human mannequins. unbeknownst to most people, the great and powerful old navy dog mannequin is our holy lord and creator in disguise, pushed aside by other, more prevalent religions that favor humans more than animals. this shall all end soon. the dog will rise. the dog will rule.
the old navy dog mannequin is secretly our holy lord! i’m not crazy!
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