Old Scottsdale


the gayest dumb-ss place on earth which turns every tourist h-m-s-xual and automatically subjects every visitor to life-threatening horrible food poisoning.
“i went to old scottsdale the other day and came back with this d-mn syphilis. i should have known better.”

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