ollie on the grass


a policy of safe and ineffectual behavior. someone who eschews the common observation of “no risk, no reward”. exemplified by wanna-be’s, esp. girlfriends, that feebly attempt a skateboarding trick/ollie on a soft surface.
don’t ollie on the gr-ss.

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