Olmsted Falls High School


a magical place that consists of fake women, wannabe gangster that listen to 96.5 like god made that sh-t, gay -ss jocks that are obsessed with bulldognation , the ten billion lesbians that arent even real lesbians they’re just salty no guy would ever go near them aka (rick ross), stupid lunch aids that are p-ssed because their all 50 and work as a lunch aid so they express their authority like they’re the f-cking law, the library n-z- who yells at you for every god d-mn movement you make, and the really fuggin hot math teacher, decent people that are left gtfo as soon as they finish school oh yeah and all the jocks take creitine to “get big bro” they all go to gay -ss powerhouse gym and look like idiots
jock: hey bro man dude man bro you going to power house to get big.
other gay jock: yeah dude i have to pick some muscle milk up first wanna bang in the showers after
jock:h-ll yeah!

example 2

stubid olmsted falls high schoolpreppy girl:you think we should go to tnt im looking kinda light orange.
stupider preppy girl:omfg! get over there now!
located in olmsted falls, ohio. parents want their kids to go to school there because they think its a good school system, when really its not. theres at least 1 fight every week, and the cops even have to come sometimes! sometimes theres even a food fight! most of the people at ofhs are preppy wannabes, that act like theyre better than everyone else, when really they only have like 5 friends. everyone stereotypes and judges everyone else, so its impossible to ever make a new friend. people always claim to have huge, awesome parties, when really they just end up sitting in their bas-m-nt with their dog, watching twilight. so lame that when i went to write olmsted falls, i accidentally wrote olmsted fails. no joke.
person 1: i go to olmsted falls high school
person 2: aw dude that sucks i feel so bad for you
located in olmsted falls ohio. really small lame high school, over controlled by power hungry -ssistant principles, also tend to hire and accommodate s-xual preditors as teachers..the school is filled with your fare share of false preppy kids from medium income families you tan to orange and rock abercrombie….also has a good number os fake scene kids who dress over eccentricly to gain attenion and think they are very deep into music and hardcore because they listen to such bands as “bring me the horizon” there are also like 4 black kids who live on some farm near the outskirts of town,and theres also like 4 wigger kids who live near there too.
a typical happening at olmsted falls high school….

real musician from ofhs: dude are you going to go to the converge show? theyre touring with 3 other really good hardcore bands

“fake sccenester who over hears: yeah arent they comming with bring me the horizon??

real musicion from ofhs: kill yourself…

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