OMG!Boyfriend Syndrome
a disease that afflicts girls who acquire a boyfriend and ignore every other person in their lives except for their significant other. they spend every moment possible with this person, much to the annoyance of their friends.
a girl with omg!boyfriend usually doesn’t notice she has the disease until said boyfriend breaks up with her two years later and she’s left alone and friendless.
i was supposed to go to the mall with sarah, but she bailed on me to hang out with steve. she has a horrible case of omg!boyfriend syndrome.
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