on my 14 carats


“on my 14 carats” is an expression used to indicate when a female is ovulating (most fertile and likely to conceive), which most commonly and predictably occurs on the 14th day of the 28-day menstrual cycle. the expression can be used either in flirtatious seduction or as a warning that birth control should be considered to prevent pregnancy. the expression went viral when selena gomez used the expression “i’m on my 14 carats. . .” in the very first line of her seductive song “good for you,” the video for which clearly shows her writhing in the throngs of umcontollable ovulation.
i’m so wet and h-rny for you right now; i think i’m on my 14 carats.

you better use a condom, because i’m on my 14 carats right now, and i really don’t want another baby.

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