On your Mushroom


when a girl wants your p-n-s. “mushroom” is the head of the p-n-s.

usually said by a friend, can be said about your self.
example #1-friend

jim- dude, shirlena is totally on your mushroom right now.
john- man i know, its kinda scary.

example #2-your self

john- shirlena was trying to get on my mushroom last night.
jim- did you let her get on your mushroom?
john-yeaaa boy!

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