Once a cunt always a cunt
a theory that women always gravitate toward douchebags. they spend hours complaining about how their boyfriend is a liar, never pays attention to them etc. yet when they meet a guy who even so much as doesn’t blatantly treat them like sh-t, they will ignore him for the sole purpose of sabotaging a healthy relationship.
jenny: oh my god remember that guy damion i told you about. he f-cked me 3 times in the -ss one night last week and never called. now he just text me to come over to his house cause his mom is gone. i can’t believe him!!
chirstina: i know, right? i caught paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. one of these days i swear i’m gonna leave him if he doesn’t stop cheating on me.
tom: hey jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. you want to catch a movie this weekend?
jenny: you’re a creeper tom go the f-ck away. seriously, what’s wrong with you? if you text me again i’m calling the police.
tom: once a c-nt always a c-nt
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