Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch
what happens when a person buys abercrombie & fitch clothing. usually a super-skinny boy or girl who were once obese shop at a & b. they buy the clothing, and act if they were better than their friends. they start bragging and quickly lose their friends.
me: hey, look.
you: what?
me: isn’t that molly?
you: who?
me: molly.
you: i don’t know who that is.
me: she was my best friend a long time ago, before she wore abercrombie & fitch.
you: what happened?
me: she was a bit overweight, like 2 or 3 pounds. all the kids who wore a & b made fun of her.
you: then what?
me: she started crying, and went home due to an emotional collapse. she didn’t come back to school for a month. when she did come back, she looked… bad.
you: why?
me: she was really underweight, and she wore a & b clothing. i went to talk to her, and she said” who the h-ll are you?!” i said” i’m your friend.” she said “whateva, b-tch. go home!”
you: what did you do?
me: i slapped her.
you: the lesson here?
molly: aaaaah!! it’s you! get away, you! get away!
we run to the alley
me: see?
you: i know the lesson. once you go abercrombie & fitch you become a b-tch.
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