One Clit Wonder
when a man luckily gets laid, and has absolutely no chance of this happening again…. possible reasons include:
a.he has bad hygeine
b.he suffers with drug addiction, therefore is to high to bone
c.he has discovered new religious views, and will live a demented lifeof celebacy
d.he is turning gay, and would rather be on the recieving end
e.life inprisonment… this man is a sick criminal.. the only action he’ll be getting is in the prison shower
f.he’s 35 and still lives with his mother… the cl-ssic case of being a downright loser. got no money, got no hope… definately aint got no p-ssy.
eddie ‘hey derek, i finally got laid last night’
derek ‘what??!! you’re 35 and you still live with your mom… the three teeth you have left are rotting away… you’re broke as h-ll, and the money you do get is used to fuel your addiction to meth. not to mention you smell like a dead hobo.’
eddie ‘ahh dude, i guess you’re right…. looks like she was my one cl-t wonder’
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