One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash


a hand-job done using shampoo, soap, dish detergent, or a similar subst-tute.

e.g. “man did you hear how sami’s mom gave me a one-eyed cousin in the carwash last night?”
e.g. “man did you hear how sami’s mom gave me a one-eyed cousin in a carwash last night?”

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