One-eyed Flesh Weasel
the one-eyed flesh weasel is a very common beast. it is found hidden in a forest of hairs. they come in different shapes and sizes. some are like p-n-s other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. when they become to excited they become really tall. some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. if you get the one-eyed flesh weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.
man 1- dude some over here i think i found an one-eyed flesh weasel
man 2- no way let me see
man 1- be careful dont get it excited
man 2- oh my god look at it
man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited
man 2- how can i not yell it looks like a di……
man 2- oh god it got me wet and sticky
man 1- me to i told you not to yell
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