one eyed goat


it is a variation of the goat where the b-lls and p-n-s are tucked back and the man bends over and he also spreads his b-tt cheeks. it now resembles a goat with one eye. aka whinking goat.
no one expected roger to throw a one eyed goat in jason’s direction, making roger the winner.
another slang term for p-n-s… similar to one-eyed zipper snake but as a goat.
gurl-“are there any one eyed animals?” guy-” yea there are the ‘one-eyed goats’ like the one in my pants.”

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